Sunday, July 5, 2009

9 Coronas! What Beer can do to YOU! =P

In honour of the song '9 Coronas' by John Mammoser, a parody of 'My Sharona' by The Knack. I embarked on a little experiment of my own. While Alex suggested that I do it at a club and observe the deterioration of my taste in beauty as the night goes by... I choosed instead a more scientific approach to this... So off to Liquorland as I got myself a dozen Coronas...

1 Corona...

2 Coronas...

3 Coronas...

4 Coronas...

5 Coronas...

6 Coronas...

7 Coronas...

8 Coronas...

9 Coronas...

PUKE!

Of course... We are not going to post the photo of me puking... Alex was however humourous enough to take photo of me after I puked in his car... (=x =P AAAHHH!!!) The photos are disturbing... Disgusting... Humilating... Embarassing... And DOWNRIGHT WRONG! *Destroy photos FOREVER*

A battery of test were carried out to gauge my deterioration... A writing test (as shown above), a typing test, a balance test and a reaction test...

Writing Test
The writing test involves me writing down 'The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog' on a piece of paper... Result in photo above!

Typing Test
Involves typing out the passage 'Tigers in the Wild' for 1 minute from http://www.typingtest.com/

Control : 62WPM with 96% Accuracy
1 : 62WPM with 96% Accuracy
2 : 63WPM with 100% Accuracy
3 : 66WPM with 97% Accuracy
4 : 59WPM with 98% Accuracy
5 : 60WPM with 93% Accuracy
6 : 49WPM with 88% Accuracy
7 : 64WPM with 92% Accuracy
8 : 36WPM with 76% Accuracy
9 : 2WPM with 6% Accuracy

Balance Test
Standing on 1 foot with my eyes closed. Test cutted off after 1 minute.

Control : Above 1 minute
1 : Above 1 minute
2 : Above 1 minute
3 : Above 1 minute
4 : Above 1 minute
5 : 11 seconds
6 : 15 seconds
7 : Forgot to do balance test
8 : Failed to depress button on stopwatch
9 : 7 seconds
Reaction Test
Doing the reaction time test as found on http://www.getyourwebsitehere.com/jswb/rttest01.html

Control : 0.2188
1 : 0.2658
2 : 0.2562
3 : 0.2502
4 : 0.2406
5 : 0.3380
6 : 0.3556
7 : 0.3376
8 : 0.3060
9 : 0.4720

So here it is... A recorded result of the acute effect of alcohol on human... =x Ah...

Here's the catch... Nowadays HR departments of companies actually conduct ONLINE check of applicants... They would check up their blogs... Facbook profiles... And other dirty laundary from the internet... So I wonder how this posting will affect my job hunting prospect in the future... In the meantime... I will continue to do stupid things... Because you know what... Very soon I will graduate from school... And join the real World... And the opportunity to engage in stupid activities will disappear... =) Oh yeah... And the fact that my parents are in Singapore and I'm in Australia makes it easier too.... =x

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